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Saving Time

(this happens everyday, at 3 million words per second) Andy: Hilloo-thisiz-indy translation: Hello this is Andy

Posted byAlexJanuary 30, 2000Posted inUncategorizedTags: cellphoneLeave a comment on Saving Time

Tobin’s Digest

Tobin: This is Tobin’s stomach, if you don’t give him a break soon I’m going to start digesting him, and you’re next, tough guy!

Posted byAlexJanuary 26, 2000February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: food, workplaceLeave a comment on Tobin’s Digest

And the Left Nipple?

Christy: There’s nothing wrong with nipple. Steve: Nope. In fact, there’s something quite RIGHT with it.

Posted byAlexJanuary 23, 2000Posted inUncategorizedTags: nippleLeave a comment on And the Left Nipple?

Then Press ‘Enlarge’

“anonymous”: I’m gonna drop my boys on the scanner. hee heeeee!!

Posted byAlexJanuary 22, 2000Posted inUncategorizedTags: nutsLeave a comment on Then Press ‘Enlarge’

Hick Teachers?

(regarding simile) Wes: I never had any hick relatives growing up, so I didn’t learn these things like Sean. Sean: What, like English?

Posted byJenJanuary 21, 2000February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: learningLeave a comment on Hick Teachers?

Swift Words

Wes: This chick’s not the swiftest branch on the tree. Sean: What does THAT mean? Wes: Not the smoothest goblin on the church. Not the spikiest mace in the dungeon. Not the sharpest spike on your track shoes. (a short time later…) Wes: Ok, maybe it doesn’t make a whole lotta sense when you read …

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Posted byJenJanuary 21, 2000February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: confusionLeave a comment on Swift Words

Awesome Power Moves Too

Christine: the cutest pokemon is called Scrotum

Posted byStevemJanuary 19, 2000February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: anatomy, pokemonLeave a comment on Awesome Power Moves Too

Lab Player

Naseem:  I’m the most action this lab has ever seen.

Posted byLambertJanuary 12, 2000January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: experimentation, workplaceLeave a comment on Lab Player

Pass Times

Sean: When you can hear the ocean, that means you’re no longer connected to RBT. Alex: It also means you’re drowning. Sean: Which is less of a concern.

Posted byJenJanuary 11, 2000Posted inUncategorizedTags: collegeLeave a comment on Pass Times

Now, Dead Babies…

(While enduring a long, silent wait on RBT.) Jen: Should I hang up and call again? Sean and Alex: NO! Alex: That’s not even funny to joke about.

Posted byJenJanuary 11, 2000Posted inUncategorizedTags: collegeLeave a comment on Now, Dead Babies…

Best I Can Do

Sean: Oh, yeah, you’re my friend. Now I’ll kill you fast, instead of slow.

Posted byJenJanuary 10, 2000February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: killing, violenceLeave a comment on Best I Can Do

Ooh, Hard to Get

Alex: I hear female voices Wes: I like females!!!! Jen: *sheepishly turns away and leaves with fear in her eyes*

Posted byAlexJanuary 10, 2000February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: women, workplaceLeave a comment on Ooh, Hard to Get

That’s My Job

Sean: Don’t bite stumpy!

Posted byAlexJanuary 9, 2000Posted inUncategorizedTags: nonsequitorLeave a comment on That’s My Job

Says So on the Box

Jen: whoa, those are masturbationarific!

Posted byAlexJanuary 9, 2000Posted inUncategorizedTags: masturbationLeave a comment on Says So on the Box

Thunder Down Under

Wes: I can make thunder under my desk.

Posted byPhilJanuary 8, 2000January 28, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: thunderLeave a comment on Thunder Down Under

Shoe Fetish Beginnings

Alex: Is it possible to fall in love with something you’ve worn on your feet? Cause that’s what I’m feeling right now.

Posted byAnonymousJanuary 7, 2000February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: love, shoesLeave a comment on Shoe Fetish Beginnings

Split Greetings

Jen: tell [Jen] that I said hello. Alex: ok, Jen says hello… that was weird. Jen: you’re telling us!

Posted byAlexJanuary 3, 2000February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: weirdLeave a comment on Split Greetings

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