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  • Alex 12:01 pm on January 30, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: cellphone   

    (this happens everyday, at 3 million words per second)
    Andy: Hilloo-thisiz-indy
    translation: Hello this is Andy

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  • Alex 10:36 pm on January 26, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Tobin: This is Tobin’s stomach, if you don’t give him a break soon I’m going to start digesting him, and you’re next, tough guy!

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  • Alex 11:38 pm on January 23, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: nipple   

    Christy: There’s nothing wrong with nipple.
    Steve: Nope. In fact, there’s something quite RIGHT with it.

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  • Alex 2:38 pm on January 22, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    “anonymous”: I’m gonna drop my boys on the scanner. hee heeeee!!

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  • Jen 3:22 pm on January 21, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: learning   

    (regarding simile)
    Wes: I never had any hick relatives growing up, so I didn’t learn these things like Sean.
    Sean: What, like English?

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  • Jen 11:23 am on January 21, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Wes: This chick’s not the swiftest branch on the tree.
    Sean: What does THAT mean?
    Wes: Not the smoothest goblin on the church.
    Not the spikiest mace in the dungeon.
    Not the sharpest spike on your track shoes.

    (a short time later…)
    Wes: Ok, maybe it doesn’t make a whole lotta sense when you read it, but the first time you hear it…..yeah….

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  • Stevem 9:04 am on January 19, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: anatomy, pokemon   

    Christine: the cutest pokemon is called Scrotum

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  • Lambert 3:33 pm on January 12, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: experimentation,   

    Naseem:  I’m the most action this lab has ever seen.

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  • Jen 6:24 pm on January 11, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Sean: When you can hear the ocean, that means you’re no longer connected to RBT.
    Alex: It also means you’re drowning.
    Sean: Which is less of a concern.

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  • Jen 10:25 am on January 11, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    (While enduring a long, silent wait on RBT.)
    Jen: Should I hang up and call again?
    Sean and Alex: NO!
    Alex: That’s not even funny to joke about.

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  • Jen 10:26 pm on January 10, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Sean: Oh, yeah, you’re my friend. Now I’ll kill you fast, instead of slow.

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  • Alex 11:39 am on January 10, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Alex: I hear female voices
    Wes: I like females!!!!
    Jen: *sheepishly turns away and leaves with fear in her eyes*

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  • Alex 9:41 pm on January 9, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Sean: Don’t bite stumpy!

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  • Alex 10:22 am on January 9, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Jen: whoa, those are masturbationarific!

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  • Phil 12:09 pm on January 8, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: thunder   

    Wes: I can make thunder under my desk.

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  • Anonymous 4:17 pm on January 7, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: love, shoes   

    Alex: Is it possible to fall in love with something you’ve worn on your feet?
    Cause that’s what I’m feeling right now.

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  • Alex 3:43 pm on January 3, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: weird   

    Jen: tell [Jen] that I said hello.
    Alex: ok, Jen says hello… that was weird.
    Jen: you’re telling us!

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