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Don’t Ask Questions

tobin: i found a cuban in my mom’s underwear drawer once.

Posted bySeanMarch 21, 2002February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: gross, parents, underpantsLeave a comment on Don’t Ask Questions

They Love Bud Light

alex: dude, i was hitting that beer bong like a 4 year old!

Posted bySeanMarch 21, 2002February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: booze, kidsLeave a comment on They Love Bud Light

He Has 3 Suggestions

lora: hey, is there any place we can put tobin’s huge package?!

Posted bySeanMarch 21, 2002Posted inUncategorizedTags: penisLeave a comment on He Has 3 Suggestions

Ugly All Around

(while watching a seinfeld outtake) alex: if i had to be an ugly old man, i’d want to be jerry stiller. tobin: if i had to be an ugly old man… i’d want to be your mom.

Posted byAlexMarch 8, 2002February 3, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: parents, uglyLeave a comment on Ugly All Around

The Chin Misses Them So

echo conversation: tobin: I’ll go grab one. alex: grab something else for me, would ya? MY NUTS tobin: where’d you leave ’em? I couldn’t find ’em in their regular place…. MY CHIN

Posted byAlexMarch 5, 2002February 3, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: nuts, oral sexLeave a comment on The Chin Misses Them So

Whizz

(alex, while writing a paper for class) i feel a surge of genius coming or is that urine? whoops. it was urine

Posted bySeanMarch 4, 2002Posted inUncategorizedTags: peeLeave a comment on Whizz

Beats Lectures

Deter7: hey steve, where’s your favorite place to have sex? Auto response from SMcGheek: in class.. Deter7: heheheh

Posted byStevemMarch 1, 2002February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: aim, sexLeave a comment on Beats Lectures

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