Lora: *Pointing at her own head* Do you ever get that “empty feeling” RIGHT HERE?
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Alex
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Alex
Billy: Wanna know something disturbing? I called to check my credit card balance and the guy on the phone asked for my account number. When I gave it to him, he said “hee hee hee” and the line went dead.
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Shasta
(Lopaka walks by in a suit-looking ready for Wall Street)
(Matt stops dead in his tracks-looking scared)
Matt: Oh shit. (waits) What are you doing?
Lopaka: Applying for your position. -
Jen
(Andy walks in out of the rain.)
Andy: Can you toss me a rag?
(Jennifer tosses him a rag.)
Andy (wiping off his computer case): Oh, my poor baby… -
Jen
Christine: He was so cute…”You’re the cutest little Nazi I ever saw.”
(Regarding Edward Norton in American History X)
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Alex
Sean: I guess Valentine’s Day brings out the desparation in all of us.
Alex: *blank stare*
Sean: *apologetic* NOT to say that you’re not an attractive man…. -
Alex
Sean tells Alex about a segment on Dateline NBC about a kid who was born a boy but raised a girl because his circumcision was botched.
Sean: [continued]…hehe, that was the title.
Alex: it was called “hehe”?
Alex: that’s cruel.
Sean: it was called “neener neener neener you don’t gotta weener” -
Alex
Sean: cuz gee willickers batman, we shouldn’t have to think hard before we have lunch and screw some groupies
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Alex
Randall: Digital Unix? It’s not american.
Alex: No, it’s digital. From digitania.
Wes: Huh, what are the people from there called?
Randall: *matter of fact* Digits!
Lopaka
Wes: Someone is going to send you an email.
Lopaka: Who?
Wes: What does this command do? (writing on whiteboard) grep –> quotes.html
Lopaka: Oh sh!t. He erased the quotes page!!!!
Alex
Tobin: I just got that sudden urge to go play with my poop again.
Tobin
Tobin: Of all the things that are hard to sell, I don’t think sex is one of them
Jen: I’ve had some difficulty….
Alex
Alex: You ever have an event in life the aftermath of which gives you the ability to relate to sappy sad 80’s songs?
Tobin: Yeah….
Tobin: I have no idea what you’re talking about right now.
Alex
Alex: … anyway, I used to think that girl was really cute when I watched that show.
Christy: Well I used to think that too, until I decided that I wasn’t a lesbian.
Alex: That must have been a hard choice to make.
Sean: Yes, but we all have to make that decision at some point in our lives.
Stevem
overheard while walking to phelps
girl: no, sorry, i cant. i have to help my ex-boyfriend wax his chest.
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