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Echo…echo…echo

Lora: *Pointing at her own head* Do you ever get that “empty feeling” RIGHT HERE?

Posted byAlexApril 23, 2000Posted inUncategorizedTags: brainsLeave a comment on Echo…echo…echo

Humor thru Theft

Billy: Wanna know something disturbing? I called to check my credit card balance and the guy on the phone asked for my account number. When I gave it to him, he said “hee hee hee” and the line went dead.

Posted byAlexApril 19, 2000February 3, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: jokesLeave a comment on Humor thru Theft

Dressed Sharply

(Lopaka walks by in a suit-looking ready for Wall Street) (Matt stops dead in his tracks-looking scared) Matt:  Oh shit. (waits) What are you doing? Lopaka:  Applying for your position.

Posted byShastaApril 18, 2000January 28, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: suit, surpriseLeave a comment on Dressed Sharply

This Rag Better Be Clean

(Andy walks in out of the rain.) Andy: Can you toss me a rag? (Jennifer tosses him a rag.) Andy (wiping off his computer case): Oh, my poor baby…

Posted byJenApril 18, 2000February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: geek, prioritiesLeave a comment on This Rag Better Be Clean

Pinch His Aryan Cheeks

Christine: He was so cute…”You’re the cutest little Nazi I ever saw.” (Regarding Edward Norton in American History X)

Posted byJenApril 18, 2000February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: movies, nazisLeave a comment on Pinch His Aryan Cheeks

Desperate Times

Sean: I guess Valentine’s Day brings out the desparation in all of us. Alex: *blank stare* Sean: *apologetic* NOT to say that you’re not an attractive man….

Posted byAlexApril 17, 2000February 3, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: attraction, vdayLeave a comment on Desperate Times

That Many ‘Neeners’?

Sean tells Alex about a segment on Dateline NBC about a kid who was born a boy but raised a girl because his circumcision was botched. Sean: [continued]…hehe, that was the title. Alex: it was called “hehe”? Alex: that’s cruel. Sean: it was called “neener neener neener you don’t gotta weener”

Posted byAlexApril 17, 2000February 3, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: penisLeave a comment on That Many ‘Neeners’?

Robin the Player

Sean: cuz gee willickers batman, we shouldn’t have to think hard before we have lunch and screw some groupies

Posted byAlexApril 17, 2000Posted inUncategorizedTags: batman, groupies, sarcasmLeave a comment on Robin the Player

They’re a Lovely People

Randall: Digital Unix? It’s not american. Alex: No, it’s digital. From digitania. Wes: Huh, what are the people from there called? Randall: *matter of fact* Digits!

Posted byAlexApril 16, 2000Posted inUncategorizedTags: geek1 Comment on They’re a Lovely People

Unix Danger

Wes:  Someone is going to send you an email. Lopaka:  Who? Wes:  What does this command do? (writing on whiteboard) grep –> quotes.html Lopaka:  Oh sh!t.  He erased the quotes page!!!!

Posted byLopakaApril 16, 2000February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: geek, oopsLeave a comment on Unix Danger

Wanna Shake my Hand?

Tobin: I just got that sudden urge to go play with my poop again.

Posted byAlexApril 16, 2000February 3, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: poopLeave a comment on Wanna Shake my Hand?

It’s All in the Marketing

Tobin: Of all the things that are hard to sell, I don’t think sex is one of them Jen: I’ve had some difficulty….

Posted byTobinApril 15, 2000January 31, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: sexLeave a comment on It’s All in the Marketing

I’m Totally Listening

Alex: You ever have an event in life the aftermath of which gives you the ability to relate to sappy sad 80’s songs? Tobin: Yeah…. Tobin: I have no idea what you’re talking about right now.

Posted byAlexApril 15, 2000February 3, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: attentionLeave a comment on I’m Totally Listening

Lifestyle Choices

Alex: … anyway, I used to think that girl was really cute when I watched that show. Christy: Well I used to think that too, until I decided that I wasn’t a lesbian. Alex: That must have been a hard choice to make. Sean: Yes, but we all have to make that decision at some …

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Posted byAlexApril 8, 2000Posted inUncategorizedTags: lesbiansLeave a comment on Lifestyle Choices

I’m on a Contract

overheard while walking to phelps girl: no, sorry, i cant. i have to help my ex-boyfriend wax his chest.

Posted byStevemApril 2, 2000Posted inUncategorizedTags: dedication, waxingLeave a comment on I’m on a Contract

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