sean: i’m eating easter candy. does that make me a bad jew? jen: you can’t eat the candy if you’ve killed our Lord. jen: unless, while he was being crucified, he was stuck with a spear and candy fell out sean: oooh. our lord the piñata. the holy grail was actually a candy bowl! jen: …
Monthly Archives: March 2006
Myspace’s New Motto
(while walking to the liquor store before Jason’s band plays nearby) Sean: I’m glad I found out about this. Ha, MySpace, bringing people together. Jason: Yeah, it’s not the usual: Bringing together child molesters and 12 year old girls. Woman walks out of the store, giving Jason a disgusted look. Jason (apologetic): Um, no I …
It’s Always Complicated With Clowns
(discussing sean’s living arrangements) sean: [name redacted] would only be back for a month. she suggested rooming up for the weekdays and she’d go with her parents on the weekends. and then, next time she came back, at least one person in the main house would have moved out and she’d go in there… wow, …
Political Actors
sean: hahahahaha. thanks to our little time travel conversation, the 11th google result for “abortion, ron silver” is the quotes page jen: “abortion, ron silver”? why would anybody be searching for that? sean: someone must be curious about ron silver’s abortion stance. next query “child labor, steven segal” jen: “equal housing rights, lou diamond phillips” …