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  • Sean 8:03 pm on November 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , hat,   

    Christine: Well, I licked it once so I could reattach the hat.

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  • Sean 9:20 pm on May 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: cannibalism,   

    Sarah: Mmm, this is the best my fingers have ever tasted.

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  • Jen 9:55 pm on April 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: acting, , ,   

    Jen: Hey, nobody’s talking about the Klan here. I just indicated that us white people had a meeting where we decided what kinds of actors we like.
    Torrell: That’s true, Mexicans do the same thing.
    Jen: La Raza!
    Torrell: No, we get our business done at quinceañeras.

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  • Jen 9:45 pm on April 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ,   

    Jen: What are you watching?
    Torrell: Marine 2.
    Jen: Who’s in it?
    Torrell: I don’t know. You might recognize him, though. He looks like the kind of action-type actor that white people would like.

    (After careful consideration of the main character.)
    Jen: Nope, sorry. I don’t recognize that guy. He must not have been at the last white peoples’ meeting.
    Torrell: You’re talking about the Klan, right?

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  • Sean 11:39 am on April 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: anal brothel reading   

    (while looking at an April Fools day issue of a newspaper)

    Brian: Retirement home brothel. Ha. Christine, check out who wrote the article. {hands her the paper}
    Christine (reading): Anna Linjection? Who’s that?

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  • Jen 1:34 pm on March 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: interracial matchmaking   

    Sean: Nice quote. Sadly, it caused the google ads on the page to become about interracial match making.
    Jen: I can think of something that will cause them to become even more so.

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  • Jen 1:23 pm on March 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: balls, juggling,   

    Steve: My new balls arrived today, the bright yellow ones are very tacky. Like, they stick to each other a lot.
    Jen: You tell me about your balls a lot.
    Steve: I’ve only told you about my balls twice, I think. At least in recent memory.
    Jen: Twice seems like a lot when it’s your brother telling you about how sticky and yellow they are, I guess.
    Steve: Hahaha. It sounds dirty when you put it like that.
    Jen: What, it JUST started sounding dirty? What’s it like being the vice president of Candyland?
    Steve: Pretty sweet.

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  • Sean 3:42 pm on March 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: douches, loud, teambuilding   

    (douchey guy talking loudly on his phone)

    Douche: Yeah, we have a great working environment. We do a ton of team-building exercises.

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  • Sarah 8:19 am on June 9, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: magical, sandwiches, turkey   

    Sean (said with a lilting lisp): “It’s a sandwich from Turkey Island. It’s a magical place where turkeys roam free and then turn into sandwiches.”

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  • Sarah 11:01 am on June 4, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: pinkies   

    Me: “Fuck! I just cmd-Q’d firefox on accident AGAIN!”
    Sean: “You should look into smaller fingers.”
    Me: “Are you saying I have fat pinkies!”

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  • Sarah 10:30 am on December 23, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: art walk, santa barbara, spanish   

    (At the Santa Barbara Sunday art walk by the beach, a vaguely hispanic vendor who’s definitely not speaking Spanish sells palm tree seed necklaces for $25)

    Middle-Aged White Guy: Veinte.
    Vendor: What? No, it’s $25.
    Middle-Aged White Guy: Veinte.
    Vendor: *sigh* Ok, $20.
    Middle-Aged White Guy: Gracias
    Middle-Aged White Guy: Vaya con dios.

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