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  • Christy 2:45 pm on December 18, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: leader,   

    Wes: Says who? I make the rules.

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  • Christy 11:47 am on December 17, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: youngun   

    Andy: How long have you skiied?
    Wes: Since I was 15.
    Sean: So for about a year and a half?

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  • Lambert 1:41 am on December 14, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: drugs   

    Josh: it would be nice if the other speaker worked
    Sean: it’s full of heroin

    Note: the speaker is actually not filled with heroin

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  • Christy 5:48 pm on December 2, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: lips   

    Wes: Hey, hand me the Phillips. [screwdriver]
    Andy: Don’t call me Phil. You can call me Lips all you want.

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  • Anonymous 8:25 pm on November 27, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: computers,   

    Christy: i don’t believe in human contact. that’s why i work in a computer lab.

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  • Anonymous 4:24 pm on November 19, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    Anonymous: Oh yeah. It’s time to put the beast back in bestiality.

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  • Christy 2:49 pm on November 14, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: cologne   

    Mike: Smells like sandwich over here… maybe it’s my new cologne…Sandwich.

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  • Sean 7:07 am on November 10, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: mafia,   

    Josh: I gots more Mafia connections than Don Knotts!

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  • Mikeo 7:23 pm on November 2, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , pagemill   

    Christy: I hate to admit it, but I’m begining to like PageMill…
    Mike: My God, they got you too!

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  • Christy 10:51 am on October 30, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    Kashyap: Okay all you geeks. I got someone out in the labs who wants to take a two dimensional object and make it 3-D. Is there an easy way to do that?
    Christy: Tell her to cross her eyes.

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  • Anonymous 10:26 pm on October 24, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    Debbie: What do you think about Brazilian nuts?
    Christy: I don’t know.  I never had a Brazilian.

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  • Sean 12:08 pm on October 18, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: murder   

    “What’d you guys do with the MCL?” – A confused and deeply concerned user.

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  • Sean 2:09 pm on October 9, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ,   

    Sean: Christy, a wise man once told me you won’t find Utopia at the UNIX prompt.
    Anonymous: Your wise men suck ass.

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  • Christy 2:52 pm on October 1, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: bug ninja   

    Sean: Do you think a moth would set off the sensors?… cuz I had to kill one the other night just to make sure.

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  • Sean 4:10 pm on September 30, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: prizes, , workplaces   

    Sean: We should have a contest here at the IC.  Give prizes to the tallest and shortest consultants.
    David D.: What kind of prizes?
    Sean: We can buy the shortest person some elevator shoes.
    David D.: And kick the tallest person in the shins?
    Sean: Naturally.

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  • Mikeo 2:25 pm on September 28, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    Ray:  Debbie Yip, stop trying to be hip.

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  • Anonymous 11:27 am on September 1, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: gimp   

    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    —Christy

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  • Christy 2:53 pm on August 30, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    Andy (to Christy): Why red? Why you like red so much…you a commie?

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  • Christy 12:54 pm on August 25, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: neuter,   

    Sean: Yup. Eunuchs are coming back in a big way.
    Mike: …Isn’t that what the new Mac OS is based on?
    Sean: You mean UNIX?

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  • Christy 2:55 pm on August 19, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: rules of attraction   

    Josh: Where’s the line drawn between attraction and sexual harrassment?
    Christy: When you drool on them.
    Mike: Yeah, now that’s love.

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  • Sean 9:12 am on August 12, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: hike, ,   

    HIKE QUOTES:

    Kashyap: (lagging behind) If they clap when we get back I’m gonna kick their ass.

    Christy: (tripping up the path) I can’t laugh and hike at the same time!
    Mike: You need to learn to multitask.

    Are you thristy yet?
    -Alex’s sign, found by Christy of all people

    No! Don’t go upstream!
    -Everybody (minus one)

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  • Christy 6:58 pm on August 3, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: inedible, slugs   

    Debbie: (playing with the dirty yucky slug) God, I almost want to eat this stuff…just to taste it….Has anyone TRIED to wash this? (then she proceeded to make it dance.)

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  • Christy 3:00 pm on July 28, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    I like cheese that tastes like ass.
    -Debbie

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  • Christy 3:01 pm on July 26, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: pure evil   

    I heard a rumor that you’re pure evil…is this true?
    -Sean

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  • Christy 12:02 pm on July 25, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ,   

    There ain’t nothin’ in the world like 16 color porn.
    -Sean

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  • Christy 3:03 pm on July 19, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: psych   

    I think women get into psych because they have some fundamental pathology they think they can solve themselves. (points at Christy) Case in point.
    -Matt D.

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  • Christy 3:04 pm on July 15, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: reality   

    This is all in my head you realize. This isn’t real.
    -Andy

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  • Anonymous 5:28 pm on July 12, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: diapers,   

    Sometimes I wish I wore diapers. — Christy

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  • Christy 10:05 pm on July 10, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: slackers   

    That is the ultimate in not wanting to get out of your damn chair…Damn, you’re lazy.  – Sean (to Christy)

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  • Anonymous 11:29 pm on July 1, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , story   

    (excerpt from the critically acclaimed short, “NeXT Storage: The Velvet Underbelly”)

    Sean: You were sitting on the beach. Reading?
    Christy: Well, yes. I was searching for the intellectual short beachgoer…
    (time passes)
    Christy: He was suckling the child to his womb.
    Sean: So then he was kind to small children? Wait. That’s disgusting!

    -Anonymous

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