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Seldom Sour

Andy: A piece of ass is always sweet.

Posted byAlexDecember 21, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: ass, drinkingLeave a comment on Seldom Sour

Self Involved

Christy: I might go to the play by myself. Sean: You can’t go to a play with yourself. I mean, what would the two of you talk about? Christy: ummm, me.

Posted byAlexDecember 20, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: art, egoLeave a comment on Self Involved

Multimedia Strippers?

Alex: Hey Tobin, anything you need in the NMC? Tobin: Hmmm…. not really, maybe a stripper and some beer, but I’d settle for someone to come in and use the damn lab and ask questions.

Posted byAlexDecember 19, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: geek, strippers, workplaceLeave a comment on Multimedia Strippers?

Cat Secrets?

Sean: secrets secrets…places and things. fun with yarn, fun with string. Alex: *blank stare* Sean: I made that up.

Posted byAlexDecember 18, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: rhymes, secretsLeave a comment on Cat Secrets?

Numbers Can Be Sexy

Sean: Meet me in the alley. Wear something slinky. Jen: What do you think I DO there? Sean: Web stuff…well, econ people are repressed, aren’t they?

Posted byJenDecember 17, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: repressionLeave a comment on Numbers Can Be Sexy

Or a Muppet

Alex: When Sean types he moves his head and his mouth a lot. Christy: That’s cause he’s a puppet.

Posted byAlexDecember 17, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: mocking, puppetLeave a comment on Or a Muppet

Micks?

Sean: Pick-Up-Stix… Chicks-With-uhh that’s not a good rhyme.

Posted byRandallDecember 16, 1999January 31, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: penisLeave a comment on Micks?

It’s Shiny

Christy: Look at this document I made today, isn’t it interesting? Sean: Yes, if that was hanging in the air, I’d definitely pay attention to that, as opposed to the air. *smug smile*

Posted byAlexDecember 14, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: smartassLeave a comment on It’s Shiny

Big Heads

Alex: Josh stretched my sunglasses out when he put them on his big head.

Posted byJenDecember 12, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: big headLeave a comment on Big Heads

Married With Scripts

(in threatening Austrian accents) Alex: I love Webmonkey. They taught me how to do Javascript. Sean: Why don’t you marry them? Alex: Maybe I will. Sean: Yes, and you’ll have orangutan children.

Posted byJenDecember 8, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: accents, geek, orangutanLeave a comment on Married With Scripts

Common Bonds

Alex: I’m not a smart man. Jen: mmm, me neither.

Posted byAlexDecember 7, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: gender, smartLeave a comment on Common Bonds

They’ll Fling Poop

Christine: Our children will be like little monkeys. We’ll name them after ic staff. Ya know, like Seannifer. Or maybe Stevilly.

Posted byAlexDecember 5, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: monkeys, name combos, workplaceLeave a comment on They’ll Fling Poop

Fresh Paper

Tobin: I thought I needed more paper but everything’s under control now. I went out into the courtyard and cut a tree down. False alarm.

Posted byAlexDecember 2, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: exaggeration, paperLeave a comment on Fresh Paper

Illiterate Rabbit

Randall: What’s with this “little bunny foo foo?” Becca: You know.  “Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest…” Randall: Ohh.  I wasn’t read to as a child.

Posted byPhilDecember 1, 1999January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: foo fooLeave a comment on Illiterate Rabbit

Still in the Office

Sean: Where am I? Jen and Alex: *blank stares* Sean: Oh yeah, I’m in the office.

Posted byAlexNovember 30, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: confusion, old ageLeave a comment on Still in the Office

Mess Maker

Alex: Teriyaki makes me messy. Sean: I thought everything made you messy. (and later…) Alex: If I would think for about two seconds, I might not be on the quotes page so often…quit giggling!

Posted byJenNovember 21, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: food, metaLeave a comment on Mess Maker

Tastes so Good Though

Jen: Sean, if you don’t take that thing out of your mouth right now, I’m gonna shove the VACO key up your nose!

Posted byAlexNovember 16, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: oral fixation, violenceLeave a comment on Tastes so Good Though

He’s Special

Sean: You don’t just do things for no reason. Chris and Jen: Wes does.

Posted byJenNovember 13, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: randomLeave a comment on He’s Special

Leaving?

Sean: You know, when you get bored in the server room, there’s only two alternatives. Randall: What’s the other one?

Posted byJenNovember 5, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: server room, workplaceLeave a comment on Leaving?

Dirty but Delicious

Jen: It’s got a nice, whorish aftertone…

Posted byAlexNovember 2, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: whoresLeave a comment on Dirty but Delicious

Not Even Oral

Sean: What were they thinking? There’s no sex in the server room.

Posted byJenNovember 1, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: server room, sex, workplaceLeave a comment on Not Even Oral

Usually With Mace

Jen: Don’t touch me. Sean: I get that a lot.

Posted byJenOctober 31, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: touchingLeave a comment on Usually With Mace

BANNER

Sean: Man Banner. BRUCE Banner!

Posted byJenOctober 24, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: comics, geekLeave a comment on BANNER

Boss Games

Alex: I love calling the new consultants and having them be scared of me on the phone. Sean: (pretending to call consultant) “I’m outside your window! I know you’re there! Is that your girlfriend? SHE’S PRETTY!”

Posted byAlexOctober 23, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: creepy, workplaceLeave a comment on Boss Games

Scary Beautiful

Alex: I’m such an attractive man, it frightens me.

Posted byCharlybOctober 20, 1999January 31, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: egoLeave a comment on Scary Beautiful

Little Boys Room

Alex: I’m going to the little boys room. To do little boy things. Sean: What, like go play with Hot Wheels?

Posted byStevemOctober 14, 1999February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: bathroom, toysLeave a comment on Little Boys Room

I Even Brought in Clothes

Randall: (in the office, to Jennifer) Why don’t you go home? Jennifer: (in meek voice) I AM home.

Posted byAlexOctober 12, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: sad, workplaceLeave a comment on I Even Brought in Clothes

Word Limit Reached

Jen: Oh shoot, I just go- duh- bu- ah- gu- … damn. I ran out of words.

Posted byAlexOctober 9, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: brain, word saladLeave a comment on Word Limit Reached

Big Ass Ham

Alex: Do you like HANDY SNACKS? Perhaps you’re a fan… of big ass ham. Big ass ham!

Posted byJenOctober 5, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: foodLeave a comment on Big Ass Ham

Good First Impressions

Becca: (introducing Andy) This is Andy.  He makes a great piece of ass.

Posted byPhilOctober 2, 1999January 28, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: piece of assLeave a comment on Good First Impressions

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