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  • Alex 2:44 pm on December 21, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Andy: A piece of ass is always sweet.

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  • Alex 6:45 pm on December 20, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: art,   

    Christy: I might go to the play by myself.
    Sean: You can’t go to a play with yourself. I mean, what would the two of you talk about?
    Christy: ummm, me.

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  • Alex 9:46 am on December 19, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , strippers,   

    Alex: Hey Tobin, anything you need in the NMC?
    Tobin: Hmmm…. not really, maybe a stripper and some beer, but I’d settle for someone to come in and use the damn lab and ask questions.

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  • Alex 2:47 pm on December 18, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Sean: secrets secrets…places and things. fun with yarn, fun with string.
    Alex: *blank stare*
    Sean: I made that up.

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  • Jen 11:27 pm on December 17, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: repression   

    Sean: Meet me in the alley. Wear something slinky.
    Jen: What do you think I DO there?
    Sean: Web stuff…well, econ people are repressed, aren’t they?

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  • Alex 7:48 pm on December 17, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , puppet   

    Alex: When Sean types he moves his head and his mouth a lot.
    Christy: That’s cause he’s a puppet.

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  • Randall 6:24 pm on December 16, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Sean: Pick-Up-Stix… Chicks-With-uhh that’s not a good rhyme.

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  • Alex 6:49 pm on December 14, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: smartass   

    Christy: Look at this document I made today, isn’t it interesting?
    Sean: Yes, if that was hanging in the air, I’d definitely pay attention to that, as opposed to the air. *smug smile*

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  • Jen 5:28 pm on December 12, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: big head   

    Alex: Josh stretched my sunglasses out when he put them on his big head.

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  • Jen 6:54 pm on December 8, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: accents, , orangutan   

    (in threatening Austrian accents)
    Alex: I love Webmonkey. They taught me how to do Javascript.
    Sean: Why don’t you marry them?
    Alex: Maybe I will.
    Sean: Yes, and you’ll have orangutan children.

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  • Alex 3:44 pm on December 7, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Alex: I’m not a smart man.
    Jen: mmm, me neither.

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  • Alex 11:51 am on December 5, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , name combos,   

    Christine: Our children will be like little monkeys. We’ll name them after ic staff. Ya know, like Seannifer. Or maybe Stevilly.

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  • Alex 6:52 pm on December 2, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: exaggeration, paper   

    Tobin: I thought I needed more paper but everything’s under control now. I went out into the courtyard and cut a tree down. False alarm.

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  • Phil 3:45 pm on December 1, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: foo foo   

    Randall: What’s with this “little bunny foo foo?”
    Becca: You know.  “Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest…”
    Randall: Ohh.  I wasn’t read to as a child.

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  • Alex 9:53 pm on November 30, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , old age   

    Sean: Where am I?
    Jen and Alex: *blank stares*
    Sean: Oh yeah, I’m in the office.

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  • Jen 9:31 pm on November 21, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Alex: Teriyaki makes me messy.
    Sean: I thought everything made you messy.
    (and later…)
    Alex: If I would think for about two seconds, I might not be on the quotes page so often…quit giggling!

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  • Alex 7:54 pm on November 16, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Jen: Sean, if you don’t take that thing out of your mouth right now, I’m gonna shove the VACO key up your nose!

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  • Jen 11:32 am on November 13, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Sean: You don’t just do things for no reason.
    Chris and Jen: Wes does.

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  • Jen 7:32 pm on November 5, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Sean: You know, when you get bored in the server room, there’s only two alternatives.
    Randall: What’s the other one?

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  • Alex 9:56 am on November 2, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Jen: It’s got a nice, whorish aftertone…

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  • Jen 11:33 pm on November 1, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Sean: What were they thinking? There’s no sex in the server room.

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  • Jen 10:34 pm on October 31, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: touching   

    Jen: Don’t touch me.
    Sean: I get that a lot.

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  • Jen 6:35 pm on October 24, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: comics,   

    Sean: Man Banner. BRUCE Banner!

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  • Alex 6:56 pm on October 23, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: creepy,   

    Alex: I love calling the new consultants and having them be scared of me on the phone.
    Sean: (pretending to call consultant)

    “I’m outside your window!
    I know you’re there!
    Is that your girlfriend?
    SHE’S PRETTY!”
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  • Charlyb 5:41 pm on October 20, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Alex: I’m such an attractive man, it frightens me.

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  • Stevem 5:05 pm on October 14, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , toys   

    Alex: I’m going to the little boys room. To do little boy things.
    Sean: What, like go play with Hot Wheels?

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  • Alex 10:58 pm on October 12, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: sad,   

    Randall: (in the office, to Jennifer) Why don’t you go home?
    Jennifer: (in meek voice) I AM home.

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  • Alex 7:59 pm on October 9, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: brain, word salad   

    Jen: Oh shoot, I just go- duh- bu- ah- gu- … damn. I ran out of words.

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  • Jen 11:36 am on October 5, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Alex: Do you like HANDY SNACKS? Perhaps you’re a fan… of big ass ham. Big ass ham!

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  • Phil 7:11 pm on October 2, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: piece of ass   

    Becca: (introducing Andy) This is Andy.  He makes a great piece of ass.

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