Andy: A piece of ass is always sweet.
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Alex
Christy: I might go to the play by myself.
Sean: You can’t go to a play with yourself. I mean, what would the two of you talk about?
Christy: ummm, me. -
Alex
Alex: Hey Tobin, anything you need in the NMC?
Tobin: Hmmm…. not really, maybe a stripper and some beer, but I’d settle for someone to come in and use the damn lab and ask questions. -
Alex
Sean: secrets secrets…places and things. fun with yarn, fun with string.
Alex: *blank stare*
Sean: I made that up. -
Jen
Sean: Meet me in the alley. Wear something slinky.
Jen: What do you think I DO there?
Sean: Web stuff…well, econ people are repressed, aren’t they? -
Alex
Alex: When Sean types he moves his head and his mouth a lot.
Christy: That’s cause he’s a puppet. -
Randall
Sean: Pick-Up-Stix… Chicks-With-uhh that’s not a good rhyme.
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Alex
Christy: Look at this document I made today, isn’t it interesting?
Sean: Yes, if that was hanging in the air, I’d definitely pay attention to that, as opposed to the air. *smug smile* -
Jen
Alex: Josh stretched my sunglasses out when he put them on his big head.
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Jen
(in threatening Austrian accents)
Alex: I love Webmonkey. They taught me how to do Javascript.
Sean: Why don’t you marry them?
Alex: Maybe I will.
Sean: Yes, and you’ll have orangutan children. -
Alex
Alex: I’m not a smart man.
Jen: mmm, me neither. -
Alex
Christine: Our children will be like little monkeys. We’ll name them after ic staff. Ya know, like Seannifer. Or maybe Stevilly.
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Alex
Tobin: I thought I needed more paper but everything’s under control now. I went out into the courtyard and cut a tree down. False alarm.
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Phil
Randall: What’s with this “little bunny foo foo?”
Becca: You know. “Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest…”
Randall: Ohh. I wasn’t read to as a child. -
Alex
Sean: Where am I?
Jen and Alex: *blank stares*
Sean: Oh yeah, I’m in the office. -
Jen
Alex: Teriyaki makes me messy.
Sean: I thought everything made you messy.
(and later…)
Alex: If I would think for about two seconds, I might not be on the quotes page so often…quit giggling! -
Alex
Jen: Sean, if you don’t take that thing out of your mouth right now, I’m gonna shove the VACO key up your nose!
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Jen
Sean: You don’t just do things for no reason.
Chris and Jen: Wes does. -
Jen
Sean: You know, when you get bored in the server room, there’s only two alternatives.
Randall: What’s the other one? -
Alex
Jen: It’s got a nice, whorish aftertone…
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Jen
Sean: What were they thinking? There’s no sex in the server room.
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Jen
Jen: Don’t touch me.
Sean: I get that a lot. -
Jen
Sean: Man Banner. BRUCE Banner!
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Alex
Alex: I love calling the new consultants and having them be scared of me on the phone.
Sean: (pretending to call consultant)- “I’m outside your window!
- I know you’re there!
- Is that your girlfriend?
- SHE’S PRETTY!”
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Charlyb
Alex: I’m such an attractive man, it frightens me.
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Stevem
Alex: I’m going to the little boys room. To do little boy things.
Sean: What, like go play with Hot Wheels? -
Alex
Randall: (in the office, to Jennifer) Why don’t you go home?
Jennifer: (in meek voice) I AM home. -
Alex
Jen: Oh shoot, I just go- duh- bu- ah- gu- … damn. I ran out of words.
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Jen
Alex: Do you like HANDY SNACKS? Perhaps you’re a fan… of big ass ham. Big ass ham!
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Phil
Becca: (introducing Andy) This is Andy. He makes a great piece of ass.
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