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  • Alex 10:09 am on June 10, 2002 Permalink | Reply
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    sean: you’re a very helpful man. hell, i was just talking to my doctor the other day, and i told him how helpful you were in removing my spleen with a spork, a dirty rock, and a pair of tongs.

    alex: you didn’t tell him my name, did you?

    sean: no, i sorta passed out.

    alex: exxxxcellent.

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  • Sean 10:54 pm on June 5, 2002 Permalink | Reply
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    (while in Chilis, talking to an off duty waiter named Gregg. Gregg, btw, is the one that sings Happy Birthday opera style.)

    Avery: Oh yeah, so you like the lakers?
    Gregg: Yeah.
    (sometime later)
    (lakers score a basket)
    Avery: Woooooh. Show us your tits!
    (Gregg shakes his head, looks around as if to say “this girl is crazy”)

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  • Sean 10:32 pm on June 5, 2002 Permalink | Reply
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    Paka: What?? I’m not drunk enough to drive!

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  • Alex 9:43 am on June 4, 2002 Permalink | Reply
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    sean: oh yea, look at my massive 2 inches…

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