Jennifer: He wants me to solve all his problems like I’m the Fortran Fairy or something…
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Lambert
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Christy
Christy and Sean on checking out CD’s to users
Christy: Usually we take the driver’s license … First born child…
Sean: Yeeeess. I’ve seen the baby bin. -
Christy
Sean: I have my slinky. I don’t need you people.
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Lambert
Sean: Mr. Happy is a naked ballerina.
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Sean
I was adjusting my package.
{shakes her hips}
I’m so good at it! Everyone should have a skill.
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Mikeo
Kash: You’re always last choice…
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Jen
Sean: I don’t think I’ve ever made baby Jesus cry. But I’ve tried. Oh, how I’ve tried.
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Sean
Christy: Ew! There’s hair in my private time soda!
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Jen
Wes: Hey, if you dangle a little shiny object in front of me, I’m there.
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