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Pascal Prince?

Jennifer:  He wants me to solve all his problems like I’m the Fortran Fairy or something…

Posted byLambertMarch 29, 1999January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: programmingLeave a comment on Pascal Prince?

It’s Messy

Christy and Sean on checking out CD’s to users Christy: Usually we take the driver’s license … First born child… Sean: Yeeeess. I’ve seen the baby bin.

Posted byChristyMarch 24, 1999January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: babies, first bornLeave a comment on It’s Messy

True Love

Sean: I have my slinky. I don’t need you people.

Posted byChristyMarch 23, 1999January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: inanimate loveLeave a comment on True Love

No Tutu

Sean: Mr. Happy is a naked ballerina. [awkward pause] Sean: What? He is…

Posted byLambertMarch 19, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: mr.happy, nudityLeave a comment on No Tutu

Marketable Skills

I was adjusting my package. {shakes her hips} I’m so good at it! Everyone should have a skill. -Christy

Posted bySeanMarch 17, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: shake it, skillsLeave a comment on Marketable Skills

Forgotten Fourths?

Kash:  You’re always last choice… Christine:  …I’m not even sloppy seconds.

Posted byMikeoMarch 10, 1999January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: sloppyLeave a comment on Forgotten Fourths?

Jerk Jesus

Sean: I don’t think I’ve ever made baby Jesus cry. But I’ve tried. Oh, how I’ve tried.

Posted byJenMarch 3, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: religion, tearsLeave a comment on Jerk Jesus

Time to Switch Brands

Christy: Ew!  There’s hair in my private time soda!

Posted bySeanMarch 2, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: gross, sodaLeave a comment on Time to Switch Brands

Distraction King

Wes: Hey, if you dangle a little shiny object in front of me, I’m there.

Posted byJenMarch 1, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: shinyLeave a comment on Distraction King

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