Sean (said with a lilting lisp): “It’s a sandwich from Turkey Island. It’s a magical place where turkeys roam free and then turn into sandwiches.”
Author Archives: Sarah
Huge Pinkies
Me: “Fuck! I just cmd-Q’d firefox on accident AGAIN!” Sean: “You should look into smaller fingers.” Me: “Are you saying I have fat pinkies!”
Haggling
(At the Santa Barbara Sunday art walk by the beach, a vaguely hispanic vendor who’s definitely not speaking Spanish sells palm tree seed necklaces for $25) Middle-Aged White Guy: Veinte. Vendor: What? No, it’s $25. Middle-Aged White Guy: Veinte. Vendor: *sigh* Ok, $20. Middle-Aged White Guy: Gracias *pause* Middle-Aged White Guy: Vaya con dios.