(At the Santa Barbara Sunday art walk by the beach, a vaguely hispanic vendor who’s definitely not speaking Spanish sells palm tree seed necklaces for $25) Middle-Aged White Guy: Veinte. Vendor: What? No, it’s $25. Middle-Aged White Guy: Veinte. Vendor: *sigh* Ok, $20. Middle-Aged White Guy: Gracias *pause* Middle-Aged White Guy: Vaya con dios.