Sarah: Why did we come into the mall? Sean: Because we hate people? Steve: Hating people burns a lot of calories. Look at Hitler, he wasn’t overweight. Sean: Wasn’t he a vegetarian though? Steve: That may have had something to do with it. Sean: I wonder why he didn’t eat meat. It certainly wasn’t for …
Monthly Archives: December 2011
Barely Worse than the Flu
Satya: He told me it was a really mild case of Ebola. (later) Satya: After he left I sprayed the whole place down with Lysol.