{after a concert as the stage, lights and instruments are being broken down}
Dude (calling out to a roadie): Hey! Can I get his sticks?
Roadie (looking around): Sorry, none here.
Dude (thinking): Ok. Can I have his Powerade?
The roadie looks at the half empty bottle of blue Powerade near the drummer’s kit.
Roadie (shaking his head): That’s too weird.
{5 minutes later a less scrupulous roadie gave it to him.}