Jen: but would I be a bad person?
Alex: no. you’ll have to do better than that.
Jen: um….I recently robbed and pillaged a nunnery, and after I turned the nuns out completely nude, and sold the nunnery to a chain of grocery stores.
Jen: “St. Albertsons”
Alex: that’s pretty good, but still far too funny.
Jen: f*ck! maybe I’m one of those demented madmen who make jokes at inappropriate times?
Jen: Why, just last week, I had Macguyver in a grain storage bin, and I made a joke, and distracted my evil henchmen, and he was able to make a rope of duct tape and climb to safety.