–In Vons, Move-In Week at UCSB– Slim, tan co-ed to her friends: I wish I was anorexic. Then I wouldn’t have to go grocery shopping.
Author Archives: Shasta
Dressed Sharply
(Lopaka walks by in a suit-looking ready for Wall Street) (Matt stops dead in his tracks-looking scared) Matt: Oh shit. (waits) What are you doing? Lopaka: Applying for your position.