(while watching a seinfeld outtake) alex: if i had to be an ugly old man, i’d want to be jerry stiller. tobin: if i had to be an ugly old man… i’d want to be your mom.
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I Have an Equation
Lora: Could you date someone of below average attractiveness? Ado: Look, either you’re attracted to someone, or you aren’t! Billy: Wellllll, it depends on how much money they have.