(a group of 11-13 year olds block half the bike path while standing on their scooters) Sarah (biking by): You’re blocking the path. 13 year old kid: Shut up! (Sarah glares back at them) Sarah: No you shut up!
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Dogs, War, Mass Murder
(standing in line for movie festival tickets) Older Man: Ok if I bring my dogs to the movie? Everyone: <laughs> Older Man: I love dogs. Maybe I’ll bring a dozen. Employee: I’m sure they’d enjoy it. (20 seconds later) Older Man: I had a chance, during high school, to kill people that ate dogs. Everyone: …
Alex My appreciation of Hugh Jackman came to…
Alex: My appreciation of Hugh Jackman came to completion in that…wait. No, not that way…
after a concert as the stage lights and…
{after a concert as the stage, lights and instruments are being broken down} Dude (calling out to a roadie): Hey! Can I get his sticks? Roadie (looking around): Sorry, none here. Dude (thinking): Ok. Can I have his Powerade? The roadie looks at the half empty bottle of blue Powerade near the drummer’s kit. Roadie …
Sarah Oh my god It just shit a…
Sarah: Oh my god! It just shit a banana!