(a group of 11-13 year olds block half the bike path while standing on their scooters)
Sarah (biking by): You’re blocking the path.
13 year old kid: Shut up!
(Sarah glares back at them)
Sarah: No you shut up!
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(standing in line for movie festival tickets)
Older Man: Ok if I bring my dogs to the movie?
Everyone: <laughs>
Older Man: I love dogs. Maybe I’ll bring a dozen.
Employee: I’m sure they’d enjoy it.
(20 seconds later)
Older Man: I had a chance, during high school, to kill people that ate dogs.
Everyone: …
Older Man: 2.4 million civilians. US Government sent us.
Everyone: …
Older Man: Vietnam. They still eat dogs today.
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Alex: My appreciation of Hugh Jackman came to completion in that…wait. No, not that way…
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{after a concert as the stage, lights and instruments are being broken down}
Dude (calling out to a roadie): Hey! Can I get his sticks?
Roadie (looking around): Sorry, none here.
Dude (thinking): Ok. Can I have his Powerade?
The roadie looks at the half empty bottle of blue Powerade near the drummer’s kit.
Roadie (shaking his head): That’s too weird.{5 minutes later a less scrupulous roadie gave it to him.}
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Sarah: Oh my god! It just shit a banana!
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