Wes: This chick’s not the swiftest branch on the tree.
Sean: What does THAT mean?
Wes: Not the smoothest goblin on the church.
Not the spikiest mace in the dungeon.
Not the sharpest spike on your track shoes.
(a short time later…)
Wes: Ok, maybe it doesn’t make a whole lotta sense when you read it, but the first time you hear it…..yeah….