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  • Sean 1:46 pm on July 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: confusion, guts,   

    (employee trying to upsell additional items at a chinese restaurant)

    Employee: Would you like our bbq chicken?
    Beth: Is it white meat or dark meat?
    Employee: It’s teriyaki!

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  • Alex 10:43 pm on March 8, 2004 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: confusion, reading, writing   

    tobin: writing, it’s like reading, but you don’t know what it says until you make it.

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  • Jen 11:23 am on January 21, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: confusion   

    Wes: This chick’s not the swiftest branch on the tree.
    Sean: What does THAT mean?
    Wes: Not the smoothest goblin on the church.
    Not the spikiest mace in the dungeon.
    Not the sharpest spike on your track shoes.

    (a short time later…)
    Wes: Ok, maybe it doesn’t make a whole lotta sense when you read it, but the first time you hear it…..yeah….

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  • Alex 9:53 pm on November 30, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: confusion, old age   

    Sean: Where am I?
    Jen and Alex: *blank stares*
    Sean: Oh yeah, I’m in the office.

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