(employee trying to upsell additional items at a chinese restaurant)
Employee: Would you like our bbq chicken?
Beth: Is it white meat or dark meat?
Employee: It’s teriyaki!
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Sean
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Alex
tobin: writing, it’s like reading, but you don’t know what it says until you make it.
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Jen
Wes: This chick’s not the swiftest branch on the tree.
Sean: What does THAT mean?
Wes: Not the smoothest goblin on the church.
Not the spikiest mace in the dungeon.
Not the sharpest spike on your track shoes.(a short time later…)
Wes: Ok, maybe it doesn’t make a whole lotta sense when you read it, but the first time you hear it…..yeah…. -
Alex
Sean: Where am I?
Jen and Alex: *blank stares*
Sean: Oh yeah, I’m in the office.
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