topic: computer job interview questions
Jen: “Uh huh, it says here that you used to intern at Bell Labs. Tell me, what do you think about head?”
“Personally, I love it. Think about it all the time. Right now, in fact. So, you have two years of database experience?”
and later
“How do you handle large amounts of data? Really? I like to use these.”
At this point, reach into your desk and pull out two giant oven mitts.
and even later
“Do you like my hat?”
“You’re not wearing a hat.”
“I’m sorry, but you need to be a team player to fit in around here.”