(while discussing what to doodle at our next pub quiz night)
Jen: i thought of a way better idea for the back of Sheet 4 tomorrow
“TRUE and INTERESTING Facts About Vaginas Not Appearing in Tonight’s Program”
1) “The modern day vagina was invented in 1832 by George Washington Carver, who also discovered over 300 uses for the peanut and invented the pickled egg.”
2) “True Fact! Many famous celebrities have a strong vagina heritage. Two you may have heard of are Famous Hollywood Actors Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone, who underwent extensive plastic surgery to be more “camera friendly”
“They would later go on to found Planet Hollywood, a famous vagina restaurant chain.”
Sean: “Filled with the world’s best vagina paraphernalia hanging on the walls.”
3) “After the women’s suffragist movement of the early 20th century, vaginas started coming in 31 different flavors. This was the inspiration for the Baskin Robbins chain of ice cream shops.”
Jen: “Early favorites: strawberry, pistachio, musk.”
Sean: hehe. “Early rejected flavors: saltwater taffy, avocado, tobacco”