(a college couple observes a bunch of male students playing soccer in the mud) Boyfriend: Eww. Girlfriend: They’re probably rich kids. They can afford to do laundry. Boyfriend: Oh.
Monthly Archives: January 2010
Tornadic
Sean: someone on the news just said “tornadic activity” Jen: i think that’s something that happens when your gall bladder produces too much bile Sean: that’s…horrific Jen: or else it’s where a dog’s stomach gets twisted and the vet has to go unwind it and when the vet is in there he finds out the …