Billy: I like em really young and raw. So they don’t taste like bananas.
Monthly Archives: August 2010
Porn Cookies
Devin (impatient): Yes Katie Morgan is hot. Now let’s get some fucking cookies.
Small Openings
(as hundreds of bikeriders participating in the annual Fiesta Cruiser Ride try to pass over a narrow bridge, causing everyone to slow down and walk their bikes) Guy in underpants and bright red boots: Hey, I like it tight, but this is ridiculous!