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Peel Em Early

Billy: I like em really young and raw. So they don’t taste like bananas.

Posted bySeanAugust 29, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: fruit, innuendoLeave a comment on Peel Em Early

Who’s the Lettuce

Christine: I can drive. Sean: Cool. Christine: So it’ll be you, me, Paka, Vince and Brian in my car. {Vince walks up} Christine: I’m gonna be in a man sandwich all day! Vince: What the hell!

Posted bySeanMarch 25, 2009February 4, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: innuendoLeave a comment on Who’s the Lettuce

Taking it for the Team

Jen: I am the You of this campus right now. Sean: An enviable position to be sure. Jen: It’s okay, but I can’t get used to all this bending over. Sean: You get used to it eventually. I mean…hey!

Posted byJenApril 11, 2006February 4, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: innuendo, workplaceLeave a comment on Taking it for the Team

Allergic

Frink: I don’t like nuts. They make my mouth itch.

Posted byJenDecember 9, 2004February 4, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: innuendoLeave a comment on Allergic

Mostly the Soft Taffy

Alex: Jen always gets scared when I pull my candy out too soon.

Posted bySeanJune 2, 2003Posted inUncategorizedTags: innuendoLeave a comment on Mostly the Soft Taffy

So Polite

sean: snatch, always a pleasure

Posted byAlexJuly 1, 2002February 3, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: innuendoLeave a comment on So Polite

MASSiVE

sean: oh yea, look at my massive 2 inches…

Posted byAlexJune 4, 2002Posted inUncategorizedTags: innuendo, penisLeave a comment on MASSiVE

Good Girl

lora: I played with it until it discharged.

Posted byAlexAugust 20, 2001February 3, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: innuendoLeave a comment on Good Girl

Messy Eaters

Alex: I don’t want the frosting to get on the napkin. Jen: I don’t care where it goes as long as it ends up in my mouth at some point.

Posted byAlexFebruary 7, 2000February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: innuendo, oral fixationLeave a comment on Messy Eaters

Carnal Candy

Sean: I would never try to pressure you into opening up your Fun Dip. (Regarding the tasty tasty sugary snack pack, of course.)

Posted byJenJune 24, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: candy, fun dip, innuendoLeave a comment on Carnal Candy

Cleanup is a Bitch

Jennifer (to Wes about Christy): “Good thing you stopped her. She was about to feel special all over the office.”

Posted bySeanJune 18, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: innuendo, specialLeave a comment on Cleanup is a Bitch

Stroke School

Alex: I know how to stroke. Christy: Your mama taught you that. Alex: You taught me that! You sat me down and taught me how to stroke an image.

Posted byJenApril 23, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: innuendo, photoshopLeave a comment on Stroke School

Lots of Alphabet Left

Josh (to Naseem) – What are you up to right now? Naseem – (pause) Kash….. Phil – You’re up to Kash?? blink blink Sean – What does that mean? Mike – I don’t know.. but it sounds illegal…

Posted byJoshJanuary 28, 1999January 31, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: innuendoLeave a comment on Lots of Alphabet Left

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