While playing movie game: Sean: You’re on Brent Spiner Max: wait wait what?! Sean: You’re doing Data Bitch!!
Author Archives: Tessa
Oddly Shaped Richard
Tessa: you’re such a prick! Max: I am not, I’m only a pretend one. Tessa: So does that make you a dildo?
Scrambled Memories
tessa: “I heard this is a great movie” mom: “yeah, FOR EGGS!” tessa: “WHAT?”
Toe Typing
tessardiva: i’m typing with wet nails wittymusketeer: use your toes tessardiva: im doing ok thank you tessardiva: its a challenge wittymusketeer: landing on the moon is a challenge, typing with wet fingernails is a byproduct of the commercialization of beauty wittymusketeer: i’ve been watching to much daria
It was a long time coming
“My turtle ran away!” – a very sad story from the mouth of a distraught college student.
2 Higher on the Religion Scale
“Atheist? So that’s better than Catholic right?” -said to me by my roomate.