While playing movie game:
Sean: You’re on Brent Spiner
Max: wait wait what?!
Sean: You’re doing Data Bitch!!
While playing movie game:
Sean: You’re on Brent Spiner
Max: wait wait what?!
Sean: You’re doing Data Bitch!!
Tessa: you’re such a prick!
Max: I am not, I’m only a pretend one.
Tessa: So does that make you a dildo?
tessa: “I heard this is a great movie”
mom: “yeah, FOR EGGS!”
tessa: “WHAT?”
tessardiva: i’m typing with wet nails
wittymusketeer: use your toes
tessardiva: im doing ok thank you
tessardiva: its a challenge
wittymusketeer: landing on the moon is a challenge, typing with wet fingernails is a byproduct of the commercialization of beauty
wittymusketeer: i’ve been watching to much daria
“My turtle ran away!” – a very sad story from the mouth of a distraught college student.
“Atheist? So that’s better than Catholic right?” -said to me by my roomate.
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