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  • Tessa 11:19 am on December 24, 2005 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: bitches, trek   

    While playing movie game:

    Sean: You’re on Brent Spiner
    Max: wait wait what?!
    Sean: You’re doing Data Bitch!!

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  • Tessa 2:15 am on July 4, 2004 Permalink | Reply
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    Tessa: you’re such a prick!
    Max: I am not, I’m only a pretend one.
    Tessa: So does that make you a dildo?

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  • Tessa 1:07 am on June 19, 2003 Permalink | Reply
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    tessa: “I heard this is a great movie”
    mom: “yeah, FOR EGGS!”
    tessa: “WHAT?”

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  • Tessa 8:05 pm on November 22, 2002 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: commercialization, pop culture   

    tessardiva: i’m typing with wet nails
    wittymusketeer: use your toes
    tessardiva: im doing ok thank you
    tessardiva: its a challenge
    wittymusketeer: landing on the moon is a challenge, typing with wet fingernails is a byproduct of the commercialization of beauty
    wittymusketeer: i’ve been watching to much daria

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  • Tessa 12:07 pm on November 12, 2002 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: escaped pets   

    “My turtle ran away!” – a very sad story from the mouth of a distraught college student.

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  • Tessa 11:50 pm on November 1, 2002 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ranking,   

    “Atheist? So that’s better than Catholic right?” -said to me by my roomate.

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