Tod’s Fairwell Dinner – The little yellow sheet

(all of these comments were written over the course of Tod’s dinner by the various people in attendence. since none of them are labeled, they are completely anonymous)

  • For a good time call 571-7557 (phil’s # during the summer)
  • I am an alien taken this paper form. Right now I am having sex w/your hand and I know you like it because you are smiling. 🙂
  • Do NOT be afraid to love the avocado.
  • you want a piece of me? i’ll kill ya! kill ya all!
  • I miss Alex W. at this end of the table. His charming smile melts my brain.
  • (commenting on above quote)
  • I am wearing polka-dot panties.
  • I’d smile if you’d touch me again.
  • I’m trapped in a Turkish prison. Help! Send brownies.
  • (commenting on above quote)
    I’m trapped in a turkish toilet…splash splash!
  • (commenting on above quote)
    I’m trapped in a Turkish whore. Bring the jaws-of-life.
  • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • The people I work with are sick puppies. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.
  • suckers!
  • “No matter where you go, there you are.”
  • ok. here’s the deal. this is only a “work” function. get over it.
  • I’m squishing your head. I’m squishing your head.
  • Brandy is not a “shot taking” liquor.
  • I’m melting because I’m made of cheese.
  • press here.
  • The glass isn’t half empty, it’s just designed twice as big as it needs to be.
  • I am the outsider.
  • Minni-me you complete me!
  • ?
  • none of this makes sense.
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