Quotes from my family.

“Don’t trip over dead chickens”– (is that like ‘don’t cry over spilt milk’?)
-As I was taking out the trash, my father came home and this was the first thing he said to me, its hard to explain why.

“You big jew!”
-My 11 year old sister suddenly yelled this as I denied her a cookie. She claims she meant to say, ‘you big doofus’. Sure…

“I don’t like eating cole slaw in the dark”
-Another odd quote from my youngest sister, said during a bout of misguided energy conservation.

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