Chris: I should totally rent a midget!
Max: You can’t “rent” a midget.
Chris: Can I rent a dwarf?
Max: You can’t rent people.
Chris: I’ve been to Thailand, yes you can.
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(While discussing Romance Novels)
Sara- “I don’t like having to hold a book while I masturbate” -
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::While walking single file up a path::
Max: Sara you dropped…
Sara: Is there something wrong with my ass?!
Max:…your cigarettes. -
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:While Sitting in line at the drive-thru:
“I hate that I want penis”- Sarah
“They stopped serving that at ten”-Max -
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::While Discussing talking food the conversation turned to Snap Crackle and Pop::
“Its hard to eat a breakfast cereal when its in its death throes”
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While discussing employment options
Rick–“I’ve given up on jobs where I have to wear pants”
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While watching a friend play a videogame
Yamo “This game is the rough equivalent of masturbating with sandpaper”
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DEM0NH00D:new topic!
LAM0NT: Fiddle faddle…any thoughts?
DEM0NH00D: not as good as poppycock!
LAM0NT: I’m not eating anything with the word cock in it
DEM0NH00D: that’s not what i hear
DEM0NH00D: :p
LAM0NT: suck my poppy -
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While she was working at the KFC drivethru
Tessa(my sister): Can I get you anything else this evening?
Guy at Drivethru: Nope, and that’ll be to go please.
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Quotes from my family.
“Don’t trip over dead chickens”– (is that like ‘don’t cry over spilt milk’?)
-As I was taking out the trash, my father came home and this was the first thing he said to me, its hard to explain why.“You big jew!”
-My 11 year old sister suddenly yelled this as I denied her a cookie. She claims she meant to say, ‘you big doofus’. Sure…“I don’t like eating cole slaw in the dark”
-Another odd quote from my youngest sister, said during a bout of misguided energy conservation.
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