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  • Max 1:48 am on March 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: midgets, thailand   

    Chris: I should totally rent a midget!

    Max: You can’t “rent” a midget.

    Chris: Can I rent a dwarf?

    Max: You can’t rent people.

    Chris: I’ve been to Thailand, yes you can.

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  • Max 5:59 pm on November 28, 2007 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , romance   

    (While discussing Romance Novels)
    Sara- “I don’t like having to hold a book while I masturbate”

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  • Max 4:32 am on August 18, 2007 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , smoking   

    ::While walking single file up a path::
    Max: Sara you dropped…
    Sara: Is there something wrong with my ass?!
    Max:…your cigarettes.

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  • Max 1:44 pm on April 10, 2007 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ,   

    :While Sitting in line at the drive-thru:

    “I hate that I want penis”- Sarah
    “They stopped serving that at ten”-Max

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  • Max 1:31 pm on April 4, 2007 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: cereal,   

    ::While Discussing talking food the conversation turned to Snap Crackle and Pop::

    “Its hard to eat a breakfast cereal when its in its death throes”

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  • Max 3:34 pm on July 16, 2004 Permalink | Reply

    While discussing employment options

    Rick–“I’ve given up on jobs where I have to wear pants”

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  • Max 3:45 am on October 12, 2003 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , sandpaper   

    While watching a friend play a videogame

    Yamo “This game is the rough equivalent of masturbating with sandpaper”

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  • Max 11:35 pm on October 7, 2003 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , fiddle   

    DEM0NH00D:new topic!
    LAM0NT: Fiddle faddle…any thoughts?
    DEM0NH00D: not as good as poppycock!
    LAM0NT: I’m not eating anything with the word cock in it
    DEM0NH00D: that’s not what i hear
    DEM0NH00D: :p
    LAM0NT: suck my poppy

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  • Max 1:33 am on July 13, 2001 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , kfc, togo   

    While she was working at the KFC drivethru

    Tessa(my sister): Can I get you anything else this evening?

    Guy at Drivethru: Nope, and that’ll be to go please.

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  • Max 8:30 pm on June 14, 2001 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: chickens, family, jews, slaw   

    Quotes from my family.

    “Don’t trip over dead chickens”– (is that like ‘don’t cry over spilt milk’?)
    -As I was taking out the trash, my father came home and this was the first thing he said to me, its hard to explain why.

    “You big jew!”
    -My 11 year old sister suddenly yelled this as I denied her a cookie. She claims she meant to say, ‘you big doofus’. Sure…

    “I don’t like eating cole slaw in the dark”
    -Another odd quote from my youngest sister, said during a bout of misguided energy conservation.

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