ruth: doesn’t a bathhouse just scream rimjobs?
madeline: you gotta think if you scream “rimjob” at a bathhouse, you’ve a good chance of getting one.
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Sean
(sexy sci-fi what-ifs)
sean: i need my ladies to be at least 50% pure human lady
jen: well, you’re picky.
jen: bisexual mosquito ladies need love too
sean: her one quarter mosquito instincts might decide to exsanguinate me in bed. i can’t take that risk.
jen: um….heh. are you sure?
sean: ladysquitos and vampires are risky. the sex would have to be really good.
jen: exsanguination.
jen: in bed.
sean: all that blood loss, i’d have to buy new sheets
jen: SEXSANGUINATION! i can’t believe i have to spell this out for you.
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