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    ruth: doesn’t a bathhouse just scream rimjobs?

    madeline: you gotta think if you scream “rimjob” at a bathhouse, you’ve a good chance of getting one.

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      Posted by: Sean 9:43 pm on September 24, 2006 | Tags: bathhouse, rimjobs   

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    (sexy sci-fi what-ifs)

    sean: i need my ladies to be at least 50% pure human lady
    jen: well, you’re picky.
    jen: bisexual mosquito ladies need love too
    sean: her one quarter mosquito instincts might decide to exsanguinate me in bed. i can’t take that risk.
    jen: um….heh. are you sure?
    sean: ladysquitos and vampires are risky. the sex would have to be really good.
    jen: exsanguination.
    jen: in bed.
    sean: all that blood loss, i’d have to buy new sheets
    jen: SEXSANGUINATION! i can’t believe i have to spell this out for you.

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      Posted by: Sean 2:13 pm on September 13, 2006 | Tags: blood, exsanguination, scifi   

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