Alex: I’ve gone into kill mode again. Phil: And how does that make you feel Alex? Alex: Fantastic.
Monthly Archives: July 1999
I Have an Equation
Lora: Could you date someone of below average attractiveness? Ado: Look, either you’re attracted to someone, or you aren’t! Billy: Wellllll, it depends on how much money they have.
Man Makeup
Phil: I like the mascara. Alex: It suits you.
Even Fuller
Sean: It’s always better to eat on a full stomach. (pause) Sh!t.
It’s Me, Not You
Response to one of Ado’s emails: Hi. This is the qmail-send program at as.ucsb.edu. I’m afraid I wasn’t able to deliver your message to the following addresses. This is a permanent error; I’ve given up. Sorry it didn’t work out. Ado: I think my email just broke up with me.