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  • Jen 4:15 pm on March 9, 2005 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: geek, ninjas   

    Coworker 1: Chicks dig C++.
    Coworker 2: Not C, though.
    1: Not C?
    2: No way, man. C’s just…*shrugs*. But C++ is like, ninja shit.

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  • Sean 1:59 pm on March 30, 2004 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: geek   

    Shasta: So I was reading the cover of Network Magazine the other day..
    Paka (interrupting): Wait wait! Say that again, slowly. It turns me on.

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  • Sean 1:29 pm on September 5, 2003 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: geek,   

    (Sean puts on a Mac OS X t-shirt that prominently displays a big blue X)

    Jess: Hey look, X marks the geek!

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  • Sean 11:35 am on July 16, 2002 Permalink | Reply
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    (around lunchtime, in two different locations)

    alex: man i’m so hungry
    sean: so hungry you’re hungy eh. i should make me a samich
    alex: then feed it to me
    sean: my cable modem does not support the food protocol
    alex: stupid cox.
    alex: i ate a pizza over dsl the other day
    alex: it was digilicious

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  • Stevem 1:21 pm on January 4, 2002 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: geek,   

    SMcGheek: randall is one big nerd: http://www.isber.ucsb.edu/~randall/l400/

    SMcGheek: he got that computer today.

    JenRHock: randalls such a big nerd, even I wanna beat him up and take his lunch money.

    SMcGheek: well put

    SMcGheek: i might have to quote you on that

    JenRHock: thats fine. that nerd compiled his own custom kernel.

    JenRHock: he should be warned the beating is coming. 😉

    SMcGheek: but somehow cant seem to make a link to show it off. lame nerd.

    JenRHock: his nerdness has no staying power.

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  • Jen 3:04 pm on October 3, 2001 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: geek, vector babies   

    Narfa5 (2:46:57 PM): stupid physics lab
    Narfa5 (2:47:07 PM): it hates me and i hate it more
    JenRHock (2:57:05 PM): i hate you too.
    Narfa5 (2:57:38 PM): i think you and physics lab would get along well
    JenRHock (2:58:46 PM): we should have babies.
    Narfa5 (2:59:03 PM): mmm…little vectors
    Narfa5 (2:59:42 PM): you could throw them off cliffs and they’d tell you what their velocity was at the time of impact
    JenRHock (3:00:05 PM): you’d be a wonderful mother.

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  • Stevem 9:07 am on June 1, 2001 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , geek   

    rehren: i’ll install it after work.
    rehren: i have the cd in my pocket
    SMcGheek: hah. ok.
    SMcGheek: just walkin around with software on you, eh?
    rehren: always

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  • Stevem 3:26 pm on May 31, 2001 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: geek, handy down   

    rehren: handy down parts suck.
    SMcGheek: its hand-me down.
    rehren: oh.

    [later]
    stevem@redigital:[~] % e “randall said you said you’d go if we went” | al
    Message from bushwacker@redigital.org on ttyp1 at 15:22 …
    randall also said ‘handy downs’
    EOF

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  • Stevem 1:32 pm on May 29, 2001 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: geek,   

    rehren: k. ftp only access he has.

    SMcGheek: thanks yoda.

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  • Alex 4:20 pm on April 26, 2001 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: geek   

    alex: does anyone here claim to know eudora well?
    steve hock: i could claim it, but then i’d be a liar as well as a eudora expert.

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  • Jen 9:15 am on April 18, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: geek, priorities   

    (Andy walks in out of the rain.)
    Andy: Can you toss me a rag?
    (Jennifer tosses him a rag.)
    Andy (wiping off his computer case): Oh, my poor baby…

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  • Alex 10:45 pm on April 16, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: geek   

    Randall: Digital Unix? It’s not american.
    Alex: No, it’s digital. From digitania.
    Wes: Huh, what are the people from there called?
    Randall: *matter of fact* Digits!

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  • Lopaka 7:42 pm on April 16, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: geek,   

    Wes:  Someone is going to send you an email.
    Lopaka:  Who?
    Wes:  What does this command do? (writing on whiteboard) grep –> quotes.html
    Lopaka:  Oh sh!t.  He erased the quotes page!!!!

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  • Jen 6:17 pm on March 15, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , geek, hex,   

    Alex: “Dark khaki” sounds stupid.
    Sean: It has a hex value: DDB76B.
    Jen: DFB33B (flustered)…f#ck!
    Sean: Sorry, you can’t code for “f#ck”.
    Alex: Yeah, and I would make my background color “f#ck”. (Jennifer falls down on the floor dying of coke burns…see below.)
    Sean: Yes, and it would induce orgasm on page loading.

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  • Jen 11:55 pm on March 2, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: geek,   

    Alex: Do you care about me, Sean?
    Sean: No one cares about your silly-a$$ style sheets.
    Alex: There goes your ride home, sh!tface.
    (And later…)Alex: Know what I like about Jen? Nothing.

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  • Jen 11:00 pm on March 2, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , geek   

    Alex (while struggling with style sheets): F#cking sh!th@le!
    F#cking Randall! It always works when he does it! I hate him with all of my hate!

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  • Alex 10:32 am on February 10, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: geek, , ,   

    Sean: … It’s like making webpages, ya know? It’s easy, but it takes a long time.
    Jen, Alex, Phil: * mocking, non-understanding laughter *
    Sean: *upset* But, KILLIN’! that’s quick… it’s just disposing of the body that takes time.

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  • Alex 9:46 am on December 19, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: geek, strippers,   

    Alex: Hey Tobin, anything you need in the NMC?
    Tobin: Hmmm…. not really, maybe a stripper and some beer, but I’d settle for someone to come in and use the damn lab and ask questions.

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  • Jen 6:54 pm on December 8, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: accents, geek, orangutan   

    (in threatening Austrian accents)
    Alex: I love Webmonkey. They taught me how to do Javascript.
    Sean: Why don’t you marry them?
    Alex: Maybe I will.
    Sean: Yes, and you’ll have orangutan children.

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  • Jen 6:35 pm on October 24, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: comics, geek   

    Sean: Man Banner. BRUCE Banner!

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  • Alex 4:06 pm on July 1, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: geek   

    Response to one of Ado’s emails:  Hi. This is the qmail-send program at as.ucsb.edu. I’m afraid I wasn’t able to deliver your message to the following addresses. This is a permanent error; I’ve given up. Sorry it didn’t work out.

    Ado: I think my email just broke up with me.

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  • Christy 12:02 pm on July 25, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: geek,   

    There ain’t nothin’ in the world like 16 color porn.
    -Sean

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