Just the Rudest

a man wearing a cowboy hat at a night club approaches Jen from behind. he stands inches away, dancing suggestively behind her

Christine: Jen, don’t turn around.
Jen turns around.
Jen (to the cowboy): Fuck off! You’re so very rude! Fuck off!
Cowboy stammers a bit, then leaves.


Cowyboy: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be rude.
Jen: Then stop being rude!

even later

Cowboy (holding unlit cigarette): Hey, do you guys have a light?
Jen, Christine, Sean: No!

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