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  • Sean 11:12 pm on May 5, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: clubbing, rude   

    a man wearing a cowboy hat at a night club approaches Jen from behind. he stands inches away, dancing suggestively behind her

    Christine: Jen, don’t turn around.
    Jen turns around.
    Jen (to the cowboy): Fuck off! You’re so very rude! Fuck off!
    Cowboy stammers a bit, then leaves.

    later

    Cowyboy: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be rude.
    Jen: Then stop being rude!

    even later

    Cowboy (holding unlit cigarette): Hey, do you guys have a light?
    Jen, Christine, Sean: No!

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  • Sean 2:09 pm on October 9, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: rude,   

    Sean: Christy, a wise man once told me you won’t find Utopia at the UNIX prompt.
    Anonymous: Your wise men suck ass.

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