(while discussing the FDA’s new power over cigarettes) Sean: They should separate the Drugs from the FDA. They should just do food. Brian: Right, so what does the FDA even regulate now? Sean: Things you put in your mouth? Brian: Bah. They should be the Food and Dick Administration. Sean: Uhh… Brian: Wait, not that …
Monthly Archives: June 2009
Turkey Island
Sean (said with a lilting lisp): “It’s a sandwich from Turkey Island. It’s a magical place where turkeys roam free and then turn into sandwiches.”
Huge Pinkies
Me: “Fuck! I just cmd-Q’d firefox on accident AGAIN!” Sean: “You should look into smaller fingers.” Me: “Are you saying I have fat pinkies!”