(while discussing the FDA’s new power over cigarettes)
Sean: They should separate the Drugs from the FDA. They should just do food.
Brian: Right, so what does the FDA even regulate now?
Sean: Things you put in your mouth?
Brian: Bah. They should be the Food and Dick Administration.
Sean: Uhh…
Brian: Wait, not that I put those in my mouth!
tobin:
I think I prefer “songs to which one ought to eat twat” for an album title, reserving “cunilingus ditty” for the hit single.
Other songs include “greasy smile”, “it only smells like fish”, “I found the boat, where’s the man”, and the anthem sing-a-long “tasty pink taco”
echo conversation:
tobin: I’ll go grab one.
alex: grab something else for me, would ya? MY NUTS
tobin: where’d you leave ’em? I couldn’t find ’em in their regular place…. MY CHIN
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