Bicycle Cop: So, what are you on parole for? Heavily Tattooed Guy: Um…assault with a deadly weapon. Cop: Was it a gun? Guy: What? Cop: The assault, did you use a gun? Guy: Oh no, it was a bottle. Cop (visibly relaxing): Oh, ok then.
Bicycle Cop: So, what are you on parole for? Heavily Tattooed Guy: Um…assault with a deadly weapon. Cop: Was it a gun? Guy: What? Cop: The assault, did you use a gun? Guy: Oh no, it was a bottle. Cop (visibly relaxing): Oh, ok then.