Bicycle Cop: So, what are you on parole for? Heavily Tattooed Guy: Um…assault with a deadly weapon. Cop: Was it a gun? Guy: What? Cop: The assault, did you use a gun? Guy: Oh no, it was a bottle. Cop (visibly relaxing): Oh, ok then.
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So Much Bacon
(inside local restaurant – lunchtime) Christine (sniffing): Hey, it smells like bacon in here. Shasta (sniffing): Hmm, It does smell like bacon. *Shasta spots a uniformed police officer grabbing a soda a few feet away.* Christine: Yeah, totally smells like bacon. Shasta (quietly): Shhhhhh. Christine: What? Why? Shasta (quietly): Shhhhhh. I’ll explain in a minute. …