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  • Sean 8:20 am on October 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: cops, criminals, we prefer knives   

    Bicycle Cop: So, what are you on parole for?
    Heavily Tattooed Guy: Um…assault with a deadly weapon.
    Cop: Was it a gun?
    Guy: What?
    Cop: The assault, did you use a gun?
    Guy: Oh no, it was a bottle.
    Cop (visibly relaxing): Oh, ok then.

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  • Sean 3:41 pm on June 22, 2007 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: cops,   

    (inside local restaurant – lunchtime)

    Christine (sniffing): Hey, it smells like bacon in here.
    Shasta (sniffing): Hmm, It does smell like bacon.
    *Shasta spots a uniformed police officer grabbing a soda a few feet away.*
    Christine: Yeah, totally smells like bacon.
    Shasta (quietly): Shhhhhh.
    Christine: What? Why?
    Shasta (quietly): Shhhhhh. I’ll explain in a minute.
    *The cop leaves*

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