Bicycle Cop: So, what are you on parole for?
Heavily Tattooed Guy: Um…assault with a deadly weapon.
Cop: Was it a gun?
Guy: What?
Cop: The assault, did you use a gun?
Guy: Oh no, it was a bottle.
Cop (visibly relaxing): Oh, ok then.
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