(after some jokes involving knives & hobos in which it is insinuated that Sean is stabby) Dave: Better be careful with the way you dress Sarah. Sean might mistake you for a hobo. (awkward murdering silence as everyone examines Sarah’s attire)
Yearly Archives: 2012
I Keep My Beard Tidy
(a college-aged woman stands outside a supermarket with a clipboard. random guy approaches) Woman: Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to save our oceans from pollution? Man (stopping): Save our oceans from what? Woman: From ocean pollution. The man stares at her blankly. He’s stuck. Man: Yeah, I have no idea what that …