I Keep My Beard Tidy

(a college-aged woman stands outside a supermarket with a clipboard. random guy approaches)

Woman: Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to save our oceans from pollution?
Man (stopping): Save our oceans from what?
Woman: From ocean pollution.
The man stares at her blankly. He’s stuck.
Man: Yeah, I have no idea what that is.
Woman (mouth slightly open): Ok. Thanks for your time.

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