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Author Archives: Phil
Illiterate Rabbit
Randall: What’s with this “little bunny foo foo?” Becca: You know. “Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest…” Randall: Ohh. I wasn’t read to as a child.
Good First Impressions
Becca: (introducing Andy) This is Andy. He makes a great piece of ass.
Rhyming Fools
Billy: Hey, that rhymes! Netstation location; what’s your function. That should go in the quotes page.
Naked Time?
Alex: I’m impartial to dressing.
Violence and Compromise
Jennifer: Kick him in the head. That’ll learn him. (and later:) Is nobody saying any self compromising comments this summer? Not even Sean?
Kill Mode Activated
Alex: I’ve gone into kill mode again. Phil: And how does that make you feel Alex? Alex: Fantastic.
Even Fuller
Sean: It’s always better to eat on a full stomach. (pause) Sh!t.