{a woman talking VERY loudly during a phone conversation} Woman: He spent a lot of money on that boat. He deserves to ride it! [pause] Woman: What the hell is he gonna do with a gerbil?
Tag Archives: animals
Koala
(at dinner on a cruise ship) Shasta: This kahlua cake doesn’t taste much like kahlua. Sean: I thought you said koala cake. That doesn’t seem tasty. Shasta: Aww. Poor koalas. Billy: Man, koalas will mess you up!
Just Say Mooo
madeline: c’mon sean, everyone knows that the only safe bestiality is abstinence.