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  • Sean 9:41 am on November 21, 2004 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: homeless, violence   

    Billy: Damnit, I’m still waiting for a steak knife to cut this meat.
    Sean (jokingly reaching for his pocket): You can borrow my knife if you want.
    Billy: Ha, I just might at this point.
    Sean: On second thought, you don’t know where it’s been.
    Billy: Oh yeah?
    Sean: Yeah, you’d be cutting your food and then say “Hey, this tastes like homeless person!”

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  • Sean 11:04 pm on September 18, 2004 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: violence   

    (Andy traps a small moth in a glass at dinner.)
    (20 minutes pass)
    Sean: (taps glass) I think it’s dead. You killed it Andy, how does that make you feel?
    Andy: Um…superior?

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  • Alex 7:11 pm on April 1, 2004 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: bizarro, violence   

    discussing a bizarro group of friends, just like ours

    sean: we should fight them.
    alex: do you have any idea what that could do to the universe?
    sean: screw the universe, this is about reputation.

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  • Sean 4:52 pm on March 29, 2004 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , violence   

    (at dinner on a cruise ship)

    Shasta: This kahlua cake doesn’t taste much like kahlua.
    Sean: I thought you said koala cake. That doesn’t seem tasty.
    Shasta: Aww. Poor koalas.
    Billy: Man, koalas will mess you up!

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  • Lora 11:30 pm on September 11, 2002 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , violence   

    Billy: What kind of a world is it when a man will get arrested for backhanding a woman, but a woman will not get arrested for flicking a man in the balls.

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  • Alex 10:32 am on February 10, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , violence   

    Sean: … It’s like making webpages, ya know? It’s easy, but it takes a long time.
    Jen, Alex, Phil: * mocking, non-understanding laughter *
    Sean: *upset* But, KILLIN’! that’s quick… it’s just disposing of the body that takes time.

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  • Jen 10:26 pm on January 10, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , violence   

    Sean: Oh, yeah, you’re my friend. Now I’ll kill you fast, instead of slow.

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  • Alex 7:54 pm on November 16, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , violence   

    Jen: Sean, if you don’t take that thing out of your mouth right now, I’m gonna shove the VACO key up your nose!

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  • Jen 4:54 pm on February 9, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , violence, wtf   

    Mika: It’s not like when my mom and dad had sex and my dad hacked off my mom’s arm.
    Steve: Goodnight!

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  • Sean 4:10 pm on September 30, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: prizes, violence, workplaces   

    Sean: We should have a contest here at the IC.  Give prizes to the tallest and shortest consultants.
    David D.: What kind of prizes?
    Sean: We can buy the shortest person some elevator shoes.
    David D.: And kick the tallest person in the shins?
    Sean: Naturally.

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