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Cutting Humor

Billy: Damnit, I’m still waiting for a steak knife to cut this meat. Sean (jokingly reaching for his pocket): You can borrow my knife if you want. Billy: Ha, I just might at this point. Sean: On second thought, you don’t know where it’s been. Billy: Oh yeah? Sean: Yeah, you’d be cutting your food …

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Posted bySeanNovember 21, 2004Posted inUncategorizedTags: homeless, violence1 Comment on Cutting Humor

Evolution Personified

(Andy traps a small moth in a glass at dinner.) (20 minutes pass) Sean: (taps glass) I think it’s dead. You killed it Andy, how does that make you feel? Andy: Um…superior?

Posted bySeanSeptember 18, 2004February 4, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: violenceLeave a comment on Evolution Personified

Bizarro Battle

discussing a bizarro group of friends, just like ours sean: we should fight them. alex: do you have any idea what that could do to the universe? sean: screw the universe, this is about reputation.

Posted byAlexApril 1, 2004Posted inUncategorizedTags: bizarro, violenceLeave a comment on Bizarro Battle

Koala

(at dinner on a cruise ship) Shasta: This kahlua cake doesn’t taste much like kahlua. Sean: I thought you said koala cake. That doesn’t seem tasty. Shasta: Aww. Poor koalas. Billy: Man, koalas will mess you up!

Posted bySeanMarch 29, 2004February 4, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: animals, food, violenceLeave a comment on Koala

Equal Rights

Billy: What kind of a world is it when a man will get arrested for backhanding a woman, but a woman will not get arrested for flicking a man in the balls.

Posted byLoraSeptember 11, 2002January 31, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: gender, violenceLeave a comment on Equal Rights

Easy and Long

Sean: … It’s like making webpages, ya know? It’s easy, but it takes a long time. Jen, Alex, Phil: * mocking, non-understanding laughter * Sean: *upset* But, KILLIN’! that’s quick… it’s just disposing of the body that takes time.

Posted byAlexFebruary 10, 2000February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: geek, killing, mocking, violenceLeave a comment on Easy and Long

Best I Can Do

Sean: Oh, yeah, you’re my friend. Now I’ll kill you fast, instead of slow.

Posted byJenJanuary 10, 2000February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: killing, violenceLeave a comment on Best I Can Do

Tastes so Good Though

Jen: Sean, if you don’t take that thing out of your mouth right now, I’m gonna shove the VACO key up your nose!

Posted byAlexNovember 16, 1999February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: oral fixation, violenceLeave a comment on Tastes so Good Though

It was All Consensual

Mika: It’s not like when my mom and dad had sex and my dad hacked off my mom’s arm. Steve: Goodnight!

Posted byJenFebruary 9, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: parents, sex, violence, wtfLeave a comment on It was All Consensual

We <3 Shin Kicks

Sean: We should have a contest here at the IC.  Give prizes to the tallest and shortest consultants. David D.: What kind of prizes? Sean: We can buy the shortest person some elevator shoes. David D.: And kick the tallest person in the shins? Sean: Naturally.

Posted bySeanSeptember 30, 1998February 5, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: prizes, violence, workplacesLeave a comment on We <3 Shin Kicks

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