(while discussing sexual “oops” moments at the local pub) Brian: ‘Oops’ is a myth even in my most drunken moments. There’s no oops. That would be like a girl saying “Oops, I went down on you with my nostril!” True story, a girl did actually go down on me once with her nostril…
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Everyone Gets Training
Madeline: i don’t trust anyone who sucks at blowjobs in my kitchen.
Quick or Easy To Please?
(While Alex and Billy are getting ready to go out.) Alex: I really love blowjobs. Billy (sultry): Close the door. Alex (to everyone waiting in the hall): I’ll be 30 seconds. {the door closes}