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  • Sean 9:53 am on January 25, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , oops   

    (while discussing sexual “oops” moments at the local pub)

    Brian: ‘Oops’ is a myth even in my most drunken moments. There’s no oops. That would be like a girl saying “Oops, I went down on you with my nostril!” True story, a girl did actually go down on me once with her nostril…

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  • Jen 8:27 pm on December 9, 2004 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: fat, foot in mouth, oops   

    [Dawn shows off her new driver’s license picture.]
    Randall: Wow, you look kind of fat.
    (Everyone is shocked.)
    Randall: I mean, because you’re actually so skinny… I should think before I talk.

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  • Lopaka 7:42 pm on April 16, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , oops   

    Wes:  Someone is going to send you an email.
    Lopaka:  Who?
    Wes:  What does this command do? (writing on whiteboard) grep –> quotes.html
    Lopaka:  Oh sh!t.  He erased the quotes page!!!!

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  • Christy 10:14 am on June 21, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: oops, sexual dysfunction   

    “And I have no idea which hole to plug it into…” – Chris L.

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