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  • Sean 9:53 am on January 25, 2008 Permalink | Reply
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    (while discussing sexual “oops” moments at the local pub)

    Brian: ‘Oops’ is a myth even in my most drunken moments. There’s no oops. That would be like a girl saying “Oops, I went down on you with my nostril!” True story, a girl did actually go down on me once with her nostril…

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  • Sean 10:15 am on April 27, 2007 Permalink | Reply
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    Madeline: i don’t trust anyone who sucks at blowjobs in my kitchen.

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  • Sean 2:05 pm on April 16, 2007 Permalink | Reply
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    (While Alex and Billy are getting ready to go out.)

    Alex: I really love blowjobs.
    Billy (sultry): Close the door.
    Alex (to everyone waiting in the hall): I’ll be 30 seconds.
    {the door closes}

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