(While discussing Romance Novels) Sara- “I don’t like having to hold a book while I masturbate”
Tag Archives: masturbation
Sandpaper Grip
While watching a friend play a videogame Yamo “This game is the rough equivalent of masturbating with sandpaper”
Says So on the Box
Jen: whoa, those are masturbationarific!
Marathon ‘Mousing’
Mike: Sometimes on heavy mousing days, I switch hands to give my wrist a rest. (Sean only heard the last half of this sentence.)