Christine: Well, I licked it once so I could reattach the hat.
Tag Archives: out of context
But I Did Get Lobster
Sean: I was very excited to learn that I didn’t get crabs from that prostitute. Jen: I’m taking that out of context.
Temptation
[the out of context battle continues] jen: i snuck out of my bed last night and had some. jen: i was laying there thinking about how it was in the next room, so i finally gave up and got some, and then i wanted more. jen: wait, that sounded dirty.
Context is King
[online conversation] Sean: if i have to listen to a sleeping man snoring while almost swallowing his own tongue, they can deal with a little rack action. Jen: i’m taking that out of context. Sean: i’m a lot filthier out of context.
Totally Innocent
[online conversation] Sean: i’d have a stupid smirk on my face the entire time. and there’s no way i’d be able to do it with either of you there. one bit of eye contact and i’d explode with laughter. Jen: i’m taking that out of context.