(excerpt from the critically acclaimed short, “NeXT Storage: The Velvet Underbelly”)
Sean: You were sitting on the beach. Reading?
Christy: Well, yes. I was searching for the intellectual short beachgoer…
(time passes)
Christy: He was suckling the child to his womb.
Sean: So then he was kind to small children? Wait. That’s disgusting!
-Anonymous
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